May 2013
ask me your most burning questions →
May 21st
I feel like I missed out on having a best friend where can I find one??!
May 20th
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
May 20th
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May 20th
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ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
May 20th
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May 20th
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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my  cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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I must be losing my touch I can’t even finish my piece of cake
May 18th
wow I             don’t                 even                                 CARE
May 18th
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I’ve always wanted to go to a hairdresser and be like “do whatever it is you think will look good” and be so blase about it but idk who exactly to trust with such a thing 
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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e-zekiel: I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT
May 17th
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May 16th
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the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
May 16th
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bleerios: not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
May 14th
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she5los: Being a feminist is kind of like being Bruce Banner. “My secret is… I’m always sick of this bullshit.”
May 14th
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wow so never let me play 4pics1word I actually become murderous when I can’t figure it out
May 14th
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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werenotshortwerefunsized: sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK [[WEASEL GRUNT]]
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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theyellowbrickroad: I get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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sprightlyvigilante: i’d be a lot more willing to get up in the morning if i did a magical girl transformation to get dressed
May 10th
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May 10th
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getting ridiculously emotional listening to save rock and roll (feat. elton john)
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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zuge: i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
May 8th
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ATTN ATTN LADIES I FOLLOW you are all so PRETTY like oh my gosh please don’t ever feel bad about your bodies you are beautiful, kind-hearted people who deserve nothing less than bod positivity in your lives 
May 8th
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saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
May 8th
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May 8th
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conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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